Say What?

Things a Division I football coach never hears:

• That hotel is too expensive to stay in.

• The game time will be moved so we can accommodate other sports with competitions on Saturday.

• We don't have the budget to fill out your coaching staff.

• Are your players happy?

• I don't know if we are going to be able to fund summer school.

• You can only buy one pair of shoes.

• Did you take a vacation day when you were not in the office last Friday?

• You can pick up the vans at the airport counter.
  

• The hotel's continental breakfast will be just fine for your team.

• You share a secretary with another sport.

• You share a trainer with another sport.

• You share a strength coach with another sport.

• You share anything with another sport.

• You are terminated with no severance package.

• Sorry, there is no courtesy car provided for you.

• This is not a contract position; it is a one year employment agreement.
  

• The money you raised will need to all go into the general fund.

• Will you move your training time so the band can practice on the field?

• Your budget spending is frozen for the remainder of the fiscal year.

• NO.